single lecturer dan anak lelaki

"pagi tadi I chat kat facebook dengan kawan, then dia tanya I, bila nak kawen. I cakap la, I belom belaja abes lagi, tak boleh kawen lagi. keje nak mengelak je kan. you know, different people, different perspectives about marriage. terok kan I".

monolog dalaman, "kata ada anak lelaki, tapi belom kawen? eh, takkan laaaa..."

lalu, dengan bersegera aku angkat tangan, so that aku tak pening kepala di kemudian hari memikirkan yang bukan-bukan.

"sir, u said u have a son, but u are not married. so, how come?"

sambil senyum, "I do have a son, but I'm not married yet".

aku tamau kalah, "do explain".

"I have a son. he's now 12 years old. I have adopted him since he was 2 days old. his mother asked someone to take care of the baby. and I took him, legally. see I have his IC. I ada anak, u takde kan?"

HAHAHAHA the whole people in the lecture room were laughing.

"my son ada autisme. he's now in Sungai Petani, because we don't have autisme school here. he loves to go to 'rumah kecik' aka hotel. and it has to have swimming pool sebab dia suka berendam. dia seronok berendam, duit aku yang abes."

HAHAHAHA again.

"pastu kalau I tak balek sana two weeks, dia akan telefon dan cakap,

"daddy, daddy dah lupa alamat rumah kita ke?"

HAHAHAHA cute nak matiiiii this child kan?

"then, kalau I balik Sungai Petani, I ambik dia dari sekolah, I teros straight balek rumah tak pergi KFC atau McD, he won't talk to me for the whole day".

kami kat dalam kelas ternganga macam.. Oh my God!

"I memang spoilkan dia. I bagi sume yang dia nak".

"u all tau tak yang budak-budak kecik ni, diorang suka cakap ikot bahasa katun tau. dia pernah cakap kat I,

"daddy, abang rasa, abang perlukan laptop, sebab abang penat la, banyak nak buat keja sekolah."

"daddy, abang rasa abang perlukan percutian, abang nak rehat sebab abang penat."

HAHAHAHA!! how cute.. kan?

at-last. segalanya dah terungkai. hilang segala keraguan aku selama ni. to be honest, memang aku tertanya-tanya kot, isteri beliaw macam mana, cantek tak, belaja takat mana, mesti hebat macam dia jugak and whatnot. walhal sebenarnya, beliaw belom kawen.

i believe, all of my International Marketing classmates adore him very much because he's a genius. he started his education from the very beginning with a diploma from uitm. then, he did his first degree in US, and he graduated within a year and three months only. from his very first semester, he maintained 4.00 flattttt and graduated with first class degree. then, he did his masters in Japan, and lastly phD in Universiti Malaya. during his degree time, he got the 'Remaja Asia Scholarship' which I had never heard of. I'd do some googling but I didn't a find a thing. maybe I should ask him for further explainantions. but I believe, it's not easy to get that.

omG! see, how genius he is. 4.00 flat for the whole year. memang study tahap terbaik.

huuuu macam nak nanges dengar citer beliaw. gila seh study gitu. kami yang kat dalam kelas suma terdiammmm. tatau apa yang ada dalam otak masing-masing. malu ke, segan ke, impress gila ke, bla bla bla.

single man, a father, a low profile lecturer *suppose ada pangkat Dr. but he wants us to call him Encik only* and apa lagi? mungkin banyak lagi yang kita tatau pasal beliaw. tapi aku kagum dengan beliaw yang amat, sangat tabah dan sanggup nak raise an autisme kid. " tak macam autisme langsung, pandai je bercakap. comel seh."


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masuk part berangan jap eh. hehe :)

nanti, kalo aku dah berjaya, dapat masters segala, takde orang nak masuk minang, aku mesti akan adopt a kid jugak. yang penting, lelaki. aku nak bagi everything yang dia nak, hantar pegi private school, gifts for good achievements, a library in the house, so that dia akan baca buku(-buku) je, and jadi pandai. nak ajar dia baca Quran, bagi pendidikan moral, agama, and everything. InsyaAllah :)

it's me, little ain~

4 peeps' gossiping:

yang tersebot said...

huhuhuhu kagum seh ngn encik shahril ni... die dah hbes PHD ke blom ea?? ke die still wat research lgi?? huhuhu pepeun.. kagum ngn die

little ain said...

kagum yang amat kot ima. bile kite nak macam ni eh, dah kot, dah lame dah siapnye. tengok kat fb die.

yang tersebot said...

huhhhuhu ade fb ye nak nak pe nme fb die??

little ain said...

shahrin saad. silekan add ye. :)